Find out where I've journeyed on the Map of Human Sexuality! Or get your own here!

I suppose I still have a few places to visit . . . I guess I should use my sexuality map as inspiration for the next shoots that I do for TheCrossdresser.com

I do have some very tame self portraits though (of course members of TheCrossdresser.com get access to these as well), and even some still life and landscape work that I do . . . which I don’t suspect my members care that I don’t post on the site (if you do, let me know – I’d be happy to share my photos of flowers and mountains with you! Anything to keep my members happy of course )

So in the interest of not boring you too much with my other not-even-erotic images (and perhaps to show off some of my tastefully erotic crossdressing images to a new audience), I thought I’d join DeviantArt. I just came across the site a week or so ago, and so far it seems like a pretty fun place. There are lots of people browsing and commenting on art, and there really are some pretty talented artists that post on the site (along with some very amateur ones as well )

Of course, I’ll save my kinkier photos for the blog (and the kinki-est photos for my members only area!), and I’ll inevitably post a selection of my other random images here as well. But if it seems like your sort of thing, check out my DeviantArt profile too. And leave comments, I love to hear what people think!

I’ve never been much of a fan of spaghetti sauce, to the point that when I was a kid I would eat my spaghetti plain. So when I started learning how to cook I experimented with different things I could put on pasta to make it a bit less boring, and I came up with a mixture of diced tomatoes, garlic, and olive oil that worked pretty well for me. Over the years my recipe evolved a bit, and then one day I found out that I wasn’t the first person to discover this recipe. Apparently it’s more or less a traditional Italian sauce known as Puttanesca. Which wouldn’t be very exciting if it weren’t for the fact that Puttanesca translates roughly as “whore style”. Yes that’s right, for as long as I can remember I’ve apparently been eating my pasta whore style. Go figure.

Ok, that’s the whole story, I just had to share. Even my cooking is slutty But in case you’re curious, here’s the recipe I use and a nice photo I took of my Capellini Puttanesca

1 box Angel Hair Pasta
1 lbs Crawfish (tail meat), or substitute shrimp, crab, etc
2 cans Diced Tomatoes (get the kind with green chilies, and drain most of the liquid)
1 bulb Garlic
1 cup Fresh Basil
2 tbsp Olive Oil
1 tsp Oregano
Salt and Pepper to taste
Garnish with Parsley and Grated Parmesan Cheese

Chop the garlic into rough slices (This will result in garlic that maintains a bit of it’s raw flavor. If you don’t like that, mince it instead). Shred the Basil and set aside.

Boil water per directions on pasta box, salt to taste.

While the water is heating, add olive oil to a large pan and warm over medium heat. When the oil thins and begins to flow, add the garlic. Saute 2 min, then add oregano, salt, and pepper to taste. Continue to saute until garlic begins to brown around edges.

Turn heat to high and add tomatoes, stirring until mixture begins to bubble. Turn heat back to medium and add basil. Mix in basil and let cook 2 min. Cover and turn heat the medium-low.

Add pasta to boiling water. Cook to short end of package directions, or about 6 min. Drain pasta.

Add pasta and crawfish to sauce pan, mix thoroughly. Cover and cook 5 min.

Serve immediately, garnish with parsley and grated Parmesan cheese.

Rate My Crossdressing Photos!

Yup, now you can rate my daily crossdressing photos! I know, I know, lots of other sites let you rate photos . . . but how many give you a hand picked selection of the world’s hottest amateur crossdressing photos? Huh? And how many “rate my photo” scripts were written from scratch by a sexy nerdy crossdresser sitting at her desk in a short skirt and playing with her big clitty through her pantyhose? That’s what I thought! You can almost feel the precum on my sticky coding fingers, can’t you?

Ok, I’ll be serious now for a few minutes. Yes, I really did hand code all of my pic of the day scripts, so I really do hope you enjoy them. God knows it took me over 2 weeks to get everything working. And yes . . . I honestly was wearing a short skirt and playing with myself through my pantyhose while coding. I can’t help it, I get a little excited when I can bend my computer to do my bidding

As an incentive for you to actually rate my photos (c’mon, it’s not that hard to pick a number from 1 to 10 and click submit, is it?), you also get a little bonus photo for rating today’s crossdressing pic. Go ahead, give it a try – Rate my Photo.

One other feature I really do have to touch on (yes, also hand coded by a hot crossdresser) – you can now get my daily crossdressing photos in your email The only catch is that you have to rate today’s crossdressing photo before you can sign up! I know, I’m really pushing this rating thing aren’t I? It’s just that I kinda get off knowing which photos are your favorite . . .

So there you go, rate my daily crossdressing photo. Sign up for my free crossdressing emails. And of course join my site if you don’t want to wait 365 days just to see a mere 3% of the ever expanding content in my members area. Oh, and while you’re still debating about whether or not to join . . . keep an eye out for my hand-written descriptions of each and every free crossdressing photo detailing my inspiration for the set, my personal thoughts, and what else is waiting for you in the members area – coming soon

Turns out that all these years I’ve just been using the wrong lube for anal sex. As you can see from the screen cap above, Allie gave me a thorough ass fucking last night with her feeldoe dildo. She really went to town on my tight tgirl ass . . . and it felt good I mean really good. Like good enough that I almost came from her rubbing against my prostate without even touching my engorged clitty. (If you’re wondering, I managed to hold off my orgasm until we got the cameras arranged for the finale, and I jizzed all over my silk tank top with Allie’s fake cock up my ass)

So what is this magic lube that I found? Vaseline. Seriously. Not that I haven’t used good old petroleum jelly on my ass before, and sure I know that it’s a good thick non-drying lubricant. But it’s oil based, so not good for sex and not good for toys, right? Well, sort of. It’s not good for vaginal sex, that’s true. And it will wreck a condom or any “jelly” rubber toy, so no good there. But turns out it’s perfectly fine for silicone toys. So from now on I’m sticking to only silicone or glass toys so I can pamper my delicate ass hole with Vaseline

And one other thing I learned . . . turns out that greasy film that jelly rubber toys get coated in as they age? It’s a plasticizer added to the rubber to make it soft, and it separates out over time. And it’s also a known skin irritant and has a tendency to “melt” other rubber toys that come in contact with it. Great stuff. So screw all those jelly toys I have that aren’t compatible with my new favorite anal lube and are coated in skin irritants to boot. I’m sticking with silicone

I guess it probably has something to do with the amount of time and effort I usually put into a post – I usually don’t have *that* much time to work on something when I’m on the run. And I’m not really sure how to post photos from my phone (I don’t have photoshop on here either, lol). But I know I neglect my tgirl blogging duties because I’m not at home enough. So this should be better than nothing, right? I mean, a crossdresser’s life is pretty busy since we have to lead two of them.

Well, here’s to technology enabled tgirls And to using technology to keep up with my busy porn life, hehe.

At the rate I’m going right now, I will max out my credit card before Allie gets here I think I spent around $300 yesterday alone on sex supplies. Let me tell you, it gets expensive trying to find outfits for two models. But what’s a tgirl to do? Curious about what I’ve got in the works? Well I can’t make any promises as some of this will depend on the condition of my bank account at the end of the month . . . but here’s my combination shopping list / wish list. I’m not telling what I might have already bought, as I have some surprises for Allie in mind , but I will definitely let you know how the photos go

Oh, and if you want to make a donation to help with my tgirl “X”mas shopping, sign up for a membership to my site, or I also happily accept PayPal donations. (EDIT 12/17/09: I did happily accept PayPal donations . . . until they decided to close my account for violating their terms of use. Funny, I checked those terms of use very carefully before posting this and did not see any problems . . . so guess you will just have to join my site).

- Feeldoe double dildo for Allie to fuck my poor little crossdresser ass with
- Birdlocked chastity device for Allie to lock my sissy cock in while she enjoys my ass
- Leather harness for Allie to wear while she dominates me
- Wolford thigh highs to compliment Allie’s new leather harness
- Black lace garter belt to hold up Allie’s thigh highs
- Matching panties from Victoria Secret – wouldn’t that be adorable?
- Thigh-high leather boots to complete the dominatrix outfit
- Violet and black teddy from Victoria Secret – sooooo sexy, though I’m not sure who will end up wearing it
- Sissy maid outfit from BirchPlace Shop . . . what better outfit to get sissified in?
- Large blue ball gag so I can keep Allie quiet when I switch roles on her (shhhhh ). Too perfect since I know how much she likes sucking on my blue balls!
- Hitachi Magic Wand for me to use on Allie while she’s tied up with her mouth full of the ball gag. She’s really going to be in trouble!
- Short sweater dress for Allie to wear with her wool tights and fuzzy boots for a nice winter photoset (maybe even in the snow if we get any)
- Inflatable butt plug – don’t ask, it was her idea
- Cucumbers
- Strawberries
- Matching t-strap mary janes – I found a pair that would be perfect for a schoolgirl set
- Patterned pantyhose – way hot and very in style this year, there are so many patterns I want to get!
- Cock rings – I’m still searching for the perfect one . . .

But I also have a collection of classic nylon pantyhose, the kind you buy in a department store, handle with exquisite care, and wrap carefully back up in their original package for storage. In fact, I have a collection of over 100 pairs of real vintage nylons too that are 30+ years old. So I wanted an appropriate way to keep them organized

If you happen to have this same problem storing pantyhose, here are the scale plans for an awesome hosiery storage box:

The outer box that I used is a plastic Sterilite container – one of the 41Qt low profile ones. So print out the plans, scale them up if you want, or just use the measurements. The three “dividers” are just 1/4″ plywood sheets, and the crossbar is a 1″ x 2″ pine board. Cut three 1/2″ deep slots in the crossbar, each just wider than a plywood sheet, this will hold everything straight. And put a #8 wood screw through the crossbar and into each divider. That’s it, all done!

Here’s a photo of mine, full of pantyhose I took out one “cube” of pantyhose so you can see the structure of the rack part.

Here you can see the plywood dividers, with the 1″ x 2″ pine crossbar. You can also see how the divider fits in the slot in the crossbar. And it only takes one screw per divider, since the slot keeps everything from wobbling. A little dot of woodglue before screwing together will also help.

And check out how nice all my pantyhose look organized in my new box! Hope this turns out to be useful for you too.

Make sure to tune in to Sexuality Happens on Mondays at 10pm EST and Gender Talk on Mondays at 2:30am EST. Or catch the rebroadcast of the Sexuality Happens show Wednesdays at 11pm EST and Thursdays at 3:30am EST, and the Gender Talk show Mondays at 6pm EST.

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Oh, and on a side note, sorry it’s been awhile since the last post. I was gearing up for a big special post this weekend when I lost power due to a storm that came through . . . and didn’t get electric back for 4 days! I guess I can’t complain too much since there were 900,000 other people in Cincinnati alone that also lost power . . . but it still sucked Anyway, I’m back now, and still have another exciting post to write soon

This whole story reminds me of the Southpark episode where Gerald Broflovski undergoes dolphinoplasty and has to ask “excuse me, where are the dolphin restrooms?” Incidentally, that was Episode 126 entitled Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina. Which would be another fine topic for my blog