As much as I love my breastforms – those heavy, bouncy, jiggly mounds of synthetic breast that can transform you from a crossdressing guy into a Baywatch babe – there are certain occasions when they can be a real pain in the ass. They fall out of bras, peek out of shirts, shift and settle into unnatural positions; they can be hot, sweaty, and sticky; and god forbid if in a bout of particularly rough sex they pop or rupture. Enter the new Miracle Push-Up bra from Victoria Secret. Touted to give girls that bombshell shape that their boyfriends dream of, it supposedly increases your bust by a full 2 cup sizes.

Of course, when I first heard about this miracle of the lingerie world I suspected it was more marketing hype than miracle . . . until my girlfriend got fitted for one on a whim. Rest assured, I am now convinced that Victoria does in deed have some Secrets – the Miracle Push-Up is aptly named, and 2 cup sizes is no joke! Returning home with our new purchase, Allie immediately suggested that I try it on (yes, here comes the crossdressing part of my blog entry ). I hesitated a bit, being partial to my breastforms and still holding on to a bit of doubt about the bra . . . but eventually I gave in. Really I couldn’t turn down the opportunity to steal something from Allie’s panty drawer anyway

Let me tell you, the Miracle Push-Up will work miracles even without any natural breasts to work with. I went from washboard flat to an attractive and realistic B cup in a matter of seconds. And it only set me back $50 as compared to the $300 I paid for my latest pair of breastforms. On top of that, I went an entire photoshoot without once worrying that I was falling out of my bra (and if you’ve ever worn breastforms and seen one of my photosets, you know that’s saying something!). So while I won’t be completely replacing my silicone breasts with the Miracle Push-Up (I do still like the weight and bounce of silicone), I will definitely be taking advantage of it when I travel or wear low cut shirts