Ok, let’s talk about shaving. I know, some people have shaving fetishes. And some people (girls) complain about having to shave “all the time”. But seriously. No one shaves like a crossdresser. My nickname in college used to by “Lucy Fur”, which apparently was a combination of Lucifer, Lucy, and Furry. I guess that means I’m a lustful and chaotic impish female with a cute personality and too much body hair. Or something.

But to really keep up with shaving, I’d have to do my entire body every day. And my skin doesn’t take too well to that routine. Ow, my skin (homestar runner anyone?). So instead I stick to: day 1 – shave; day 2 – lots of Aveeno Shave Minimizing Lotion; day 3 – Nads XFol Exfoliating Scrub, and more lotion; day 4 – repeat.

Yep, it’s a pain. So I don’t want to hear any more females complaining about having to shave their legs once a week to stay silky smooth. But it’s worth the work, because frankly if I get lazy (or busy) and let my hair grow out a bit, I find it absolutely repulsive and have to get rid of it at my first opportunity. Or wear lots of layers of clothes so I don’t have to look at myself. Neurosis? Maybe.

As soon as I can afford it or find a kind T-girl loving plastic surgeon, I’m getting all of my hair lasered off. Goodbye hair. All of it except the top of my head. And one of these days I will grow that out again because I’m also tired of wigs. But that’s another story. Enough of my rant